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Afrika Kampos
05-19-2014, 03:59 PM
JOKE (yes, for us, blondes):

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had been installed a whole year ago and I hadn’t paid for them yet.

Now just because I’m blonde doesn’t mean that I am automatically stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told ME last year; namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

Helllooooo”!! (I told him). “It’s been a year”!

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He hasn’t called back, probably too embarrassed about forgetting the guarantee they made me. Bet he won’t underestimate my intelligence again!

tennis27
05-19-2014, 04:58 PM
Lol. Maybe they will take them back when you are not home

Blondie Johnson
05-20-2014, 07:33 AM
Let's making this a BLONDE Joke page


-What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?
-Thank you for the refill!

Cocky22‎
05-23-2014, 10:19 AM
I'll prove that BLONDES are smart:

There was a blonde who was sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer was naturally bored, so he kept bugging the blonde to play a game of intelligence with him.

The blonde was reluctant, so the lawyer offered her 100 to 1 odds. He told her that every time she could not answer his question, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $500. The lawyer figured the blonde was so dumb, he could not lose, and the blonde thought for a few minutes and reluctantly accepted to play his game.

The lawyer fires his first question "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. The blonde then asked the lawyer "What goes up a hill with 2 legs and comes back down the hill with 3 legs?"

The lawyer's face looked extremely puzzled. He spent several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to figure out the answer. Finally, the angry and frustrated lawyer handed the blonde $500.00.

The blonde put the $500 into her purse quickly without saying a word. The lawyer was outraged at this point and asked, "Well, what is answer?"

The blonde glanced at him with a smirk on her face and handed him a $5 bill.

Angeles Cid
05-23-2014, 10:26 AM
Easy! The answer is:

TS Angeles Cid with an erection jajajaja!

Marduk
05-25-2014, 09:16 PM
Why are blonde jokes so short?
So brunettes can remember them.

Afrika Kampos
05-26-2014, 07:45 AM
LOL! Here is a short one, for Marduk's brunettes


Question: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
Answer: Last year's hide-and-go-seek winner.

Afrika Kampos
05-26-2014, 07:48 AM
One more! This one is for us blonde transgirls!


Question: Why did the blonde shemale douche her ass with Crest?
Answer: She heard it reduces cavities.